Jokes About One Eye. When is a lens not a lens. One day a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed.
If your left eye is gone and your right eye is left. What do you call a one eyed Dinosaur. We hope you will find these eye one eyed blonde puns funny enough to tell.
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Following is our collection of funny Optometrist jokesThere are some optometrist optometry jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loudTake your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or. What do you call a chef with one. What did one eyeball say to the other. The vet took one look at the cow stuck a tube up the cows butt and blew into the tube until the cows eyes str.